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Jokes>A Beer before it starts:
TXRebel 07:44 AM 11-07-2008
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You jerk! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
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The husband sighed. "Oh crap, it started." :-)
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dunng 07:46 AM 11-07-2008
:-) :-) I know that feeling... :-)
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Mugen910 08:04 AM 11-07-2008
HAHA!!!! Great!!!
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icantbejon 08:43 AM 11-07-2008
Outstanding. It rings an eerily familiar bell.
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groogs 12:05 PM 11-07-2008
I am going to remember that one. I hope my wife appreciates it as much as I do.:-)
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ucla695 12:31 PM 11-07-2008
That's a great one!! :-) :-) :-)
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kugie 12:34 PM 11-07-2008
Funny
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Tombstone 12:51 PM 11-07-2008
Lololol
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Darrell 12:56 PM 11-07-2008
Too funny! :-)
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G G 06:01 PM 11-11-2008
I like it.:-)
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kayaker 06:06 PM 11-11-2008
My wife almost cracked a smile as I read this one out to her.:-)
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BirdDok 07:36 PM 11-11-2008
My wife actually DID crack a smile. She didn't bring me a beer though.:-)

Originally Posted by kayaker:
My wife almost cracked a smile as I read this one out to her.:-)

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Squid 07:59 PM 11-11-2008
That man is living my life!! You would have thought that after being married for 34 years I would have learned how to prepare before it started....NOW I know! :-)
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Opusfxd 08:23 PM 11-11-2008
Oh man this is so going to get me slapped!! :-)
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yourchoice 09:07 PM 11-11-2008
That is fantastic. I'm going to have to give that a try and see what happens...:-)
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TXRebel 09:13 AM 11-12-2008
Originally Posted by yourchoice:
That is fantastic. I'm going to have to give that a try and see what happens...:-)
I tried it once, and my next beer came flying out of the kitchen at me. :-)
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mrreindeer 09:16 AM 11-12-2008
:-):-):-):-):-):-)
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theycallmedan'lboone 01:28 PM 11-14-2008
yup trying this in t-minus 1 hour.
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