A group of Southern Baptist women were considering changing the time of their weekly Bible study.
A deacon's wife who was in favor of moving the time from the morning to after dark was question why by the Pastor's wife:
"Don't you know there are all times of heathen's that come out after dark?!? What would u do if one was waiting on you by your car with evil intentions"
The other woman responded:
"Well, I guess I'd hike up my skirt and what for him to make the first move."
Shocked, the other pious women asked why she would do such a thing...
The deacon's wife replied:
"'Cause I think I can run faster with my skirt hiked up then he can with his britches around his ankles!"
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