I guess putting this in the "jokes" section would be callous, but a Darwin Award is in order.

http://www.wistv.com/global/story.asp?s=13055036
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Oh the irony....
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Just proves that there's no shortage of Stuuuuupid people.
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You'd think the train company would have changed the travel time a little.
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Every once in a while some fresh chlorine gets put in the gene pool.
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Ooops!!
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Will he now haunt the train that hit him? Funny thing, as I am making this post I am listening to Pandora Radio. Freight Train by Peter, Paul and Mary just came on.:-)
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Would that make the train that hit him haunted????
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Haha. Morons.
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Might make the dead guy haunted! Or haunting!
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Darwin award indeed. I love people sometimes.
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Story I read in the News and Observer said he died b/c he stayed back with his girlfriend in order to save her life. He pushed her out of the way at the last second only to be struck by the train.
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