GolfNut 08:33 AM 08-18-2010
 
Why did the Melons get married in church?
Because they "Cantaloupe" 
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kelmac07 08:48 AM 08-18-2010
 
BTcigars 03:21 PM 08-18-2010
 
mariogolbee 03:37 PM 08-18-2010
 
Steve 03:46 PM 08-18-2010
 
Starscream 04:33 PM 08-18-2010
 
That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
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longknocker 04:35 PM 08-18-2010
 
Chingas 04:50 PM 08-18-2010
 
Originally Posted by andysutherland:
That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
:-) 
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GolfNut 05:09 PM 08-18-2010
 
Come on now, surely someone must be able to add other stupid "why did" jokes to this thread (please don't call me Shirley).
		
		
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Skywalker 12:37 AM 08-19-2010
 
Originally Posted by GolfNut:
Why did the Melons get married in church?
Because they "Cantaloupe" :-)
:-) 
Oh!  I see what you did there!!!:-):-)
		
		
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What did the monkey say when his tail got cut off?
Won't be long now!
		
		
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KenyanSandBoa 11:25 AM 08-19-2010
 
Originally Posted by andysutherland:
That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
:-) 
:-)...I always liked this one:
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
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QUAZY50 11:28 AM 08-19-2010
 
why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, ATE (8), 9!
		
		
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