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GolfNut 09:33 AM 08-18-2010
Why did the Melons get married in church?




Because they "Cantaloupe" :-)

:-)
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kelmac07 09:48 AM 08-18-2010
:-) :-) :-)
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BTcigars 04:21 PM 08-18-2010
The simple pleasures in life :-)
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timo 04:32 PM 08-18-2010
Why did I open this thread?:-):-)
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mariogolbee 04:37 PM 08-18-2010
:-):-)
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Steve 04:46 PM 08-18-2010
:-):-)
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Starscream 05:33 PM 08-18-2010
That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
:-)
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longknocker 05:35 PM 08-18-2010
:-):-)
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Chingas 05:50 PM 08-18-2010
Originally Posted by andysutherland:
That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
:-)
:-)
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GolfNut 06:09 PM 08-18-2010
Come on now, surely someone must be able to add other stupid "why did" jokes to this thread (please don't call me Shirley).
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Skywalker 01:37 AM 08-19-2010
Originally Posted by GolfNut:
Why did the Melons get married in church?




Because they "Cantaloupe" :-)

:-)

Oh! I see what you did there!!!:-):-)
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timo 05:10 AM 08-19-2010
What did the monkey say when his tail got cut off?

Won't be long now!
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KenyanSandBoa 12:25 PM 08-19-2010
Originally Posted by andysutherland:
That's one of those jokes that's so corny you can't help but laugh.
:-)
:-)...I always liked this one:

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?




"Where's my tractor?"



:-)
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QUAZY50 12:28 PM 08-19-2010
why was 6 afraid of 7?





Because 7, ATE (8), 9!
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