A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day by finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale slashed by 75 percent in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.


It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU.

The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible. As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be her best day ever in the boutiques.

She decided to get in a couple more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was jubilant.

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashes to the hospital.

She saw the woman doctor in the corridor and asked about her husband's condition. The doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn't you!? I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in pain in the Intensive Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it will more than likely be the last shopping trip you'll ever take! For the rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now be your career!"

The woman, overcome with guilt, broke down and sobbed.


The woman doctor chuckled and said, "I'm just messing with you. He's dead. Show me what you bought."
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Ha! I love it!
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I've heard this with the genders switched, and the guy is golfing, not shopping.

The punchline is, "I'm kidding, she's dead, what did you shoot?"
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Awesome! That is classic!
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Dang! :-)
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:-):-)
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very good one
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that was good...I almost spit our my Dr. Pepper
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That's just wrong!! :-)
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Neato!!
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:-)
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LMAO ive heard the gender switch as well.
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I emailed this to my wife yesterday with that exact Subject line ("That's just wrong!") She thought it was a hysterical joke and proceeded to tell it at dinner last night. My daughter laughed & laughed, my stepson said, "That's just wrong!"
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This is great. A good reminder for all the guys to stay away from chicks like that!
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:-):-):-)

My wife would head to dinner right after that and go on a bigger spending spree the next day... insurance money!
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:-) Insurance sucks when your dead!
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And that's when most wives do, too



(ba dum *swish*)
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:-):-):-)
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They don't while you're alive, but I guess they will with the next husband...:-)



Sorry ladies who are on this site.:-)
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