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shilala 02:38 PM 06-14-2010
BOISE, Idaho -- Police said a 74-year-old woman arrested after pouring mayonnaise in the Ada County library's book drop box is a person of interest in a yearlong spree of condiment-related crimes of the same sort.
The woman was arrested Sunday at the library, moments after police said she pulled through the outside drive-through and dumped an open jar of mayonnaise in the box designated for reading materials.
The woman was released from the county jail and faces a misdemeanor charge of malicious injury to property. Police did not disclose a motive.
Boise police said the woman is under investigation for at least 10 similar cases of vandalism since May 2009. Library employees have reported finding books in the drop box covered in corn syrup and ketchup.

I've been laughing about that title and the "condiment related crimes" for quite some time now.
I'm not sure what set off this lady, but I thank her for the laugh, even if she messed up the books. :-)
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T.G 02:42 PM 06-14-2010
What brand of Mayo?
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shilala 02:44 PM 06-14-2010
Originally Posted by T.G:
What brand of Mayo?
Generic, I'd imagine. Only a true renegade would waste a jar of Hellman's like that.
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The Poet 02:46 PM 06-14-2010
You know, if you made this $#!+ up, nobody would believe you. Some vandal granny dumping assorted crap from Aisle 6 over other's property, not once but repeatedly? Have they called in the SBI and the troopers?

And I always thought Boise was a quiet and peaceful place, but looks like the Big Potato is trying to outdo the Big Apple.
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Skywalker 02:47 PM 06-14-2010
Man I guess crime is really "spreading" all over!!!

I figured in Boise, Idaho it would be sour cream and chives!!!
:-)
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T.G 02:50 PM 06-14-2010
Originally Posted by shilala:
Generic, I'd imagine. Only a true renegade would waste a jar of Hellman's like that.
:-) :-) :-)

Too bad there's no law against poor condiment choices.
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markem 02:52 PM 06-14-2010
Bet it was Miracle Whip ... nothing but the best for this sort of thing :-)
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shilala 02:52 PM 06-14-2010
Originally Posted by T.G:
:-) :-) :-)

Too bad there's no law against poor condiment choices.
I feel ya. I don't wanna be the guy that has to lick the generic mayo off the books. If I had a bucket of fries and it was Hellman's, game on. :-)
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Emjaysmash 03:14 PM 06-14-2010
:-)

Some people amaze me...
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Kreth 03:27 PM 06-14-2010
Originally Posted by markem:
Bet it was Miracle Whip ... nothing but the best for this sort of thing :-)
Nah, she was 74. I bet she went old school and whipped up some homemade mayo... :-)
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JaKaacH 03:35 PM 06-14-2010
Originally Posted by T.G:
What brand of Mayo?
The $14.00 brand.:-)
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shilala 07:10 PM 06-14-2010
Originally Posted by markem:
Bet it was Miracle Whip ... nothing but the best for this sort of thing :-)
That's a good place for Miracle Whip. Uck.
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G G 07:15 PM 06-14-2010
Originally Posted by shilala:
That's a good place for Miracle Whip. Uck.
Miracle is nasty aint it?
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kelmac07 07:42 PM 06-14-2010
74?? And she couldn't find anything better to do? :-) :-)
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Ashcan Bill 07:51 PM 06-14-2010
Ah, the poor old thing probably got confused and thought it was the drop box for the local food bank.


:-) :-) :-)
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Commander Quan 07:52 PM 06-14-2010
To bad it wasn't Morton's Salt she was dumping out. Anyone that throws salt away will be given a metal of honor from Michael Blumberg.
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Dark Jester 10:07 PM 06-14-2010
Poor old lady was just confused. Books from the side kindof look like sandwiches. Big 'ol paper sandwiches.. Mmmm.. She was just trying to get her daily dose of fibre, and digest the information she had just read. Mayo just helps it go down easier.

Or, she's a Serial Condimentist. :-)
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wolfandwhisky 10:20 PM 06-14-2010
something tells me the motive would make this story even better...
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icehog3 10:25 PM 06-14-2010
Originally Posted by wolfandwhisky:
something tells me the motive would make this story even better...
She hates these cans!!!

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wolfandwhisky 11:19 PM 06-14-2010
Originally Posted by icehog3:
She hates these cans!!!

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:-):-):-)
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