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General Discussion>"101 Reasons Not to Smoke"
Tikihut27 03:10 PM 01-25-2010
This should almost be in with the jokes. I found an old article with the title "101 Reasons Not to Smoke". It was in the Feb 23, 1968 Herkimer (NY) Evening Telegram. Here are some of the reasons:

13. Because it puts a stop to music, singing, flirting, and all rational enjoyments.

14. Because it is a custom originally imported from the savages.

16. Because when a man says he is going out to smoke a cigar, there's no knowing what mischief he is bent upon, or the harm the monster may be likely to get into.

18. Because the majority of husbands only do it because they know it is offensive to their wives.



I can't believe this was from only 42 years ago- it reads like temperance propaganda. The only good thing is the old lady who wrote this (it must have been an old lady) must have passed on by this time, so she won't be offended by my smoke.
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Doctorossi 03:13 PM 01-25-2010
Wow. I'd like to see the whole thing, but I'm not sure I could get through it.
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G G 03:14 PM 01-25-2010
funny
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CGARG1RL 03:21 PM 01-25-2010
Waaaaaaaait. If a man does it to offend the wife....why do women enjoy a smoke? OHH yeah.. it's cause WE ENJOY IT. Call it my 'Calgon moment' :-)
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Giant & 49er Fan 03:23 PM 01-25-2010
:-)
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DBall 03:29 PM 01-25-2010
G... that is hilarious. Bring that with ya next Sunday if you remember, please... :-)
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Doctorossi 03:34 PM 01-25-2010
Originally Posted by CGARG1RL:
If a man does it to offend the wife....why do women enjoy a smoke?
To offend yourselves?
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CGARG1RL 04:00 PM 01-25-2010
Originally Posted by Doctorossi:
To offend yourselves?
I have other ways of offending.. no need for my smoke to. It's my idiot repellant :-)
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kelmac07 04:44 PM 01-25-2010
Nice...love to see the other reasons.
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Parshooter 04:46 PM 01-25-2010
So what's wrong with #16 ? :-)
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Thrak 04:51 PM 01-25-2010
can you scan the whole thing? What do the rest say?
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Tikihut27 06:35 PM 01-25-2010
Originally Posted by Parshooter:
So what's wrong with #16 ? :-)
Nothing I could see. But #15 offended ME, so I wouldn't even put it here.

They stopped at #18 and said #19-101 are links to cancer. Weak.
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Tikihut27 06:54 PM 01-25-2010
Originally Posted by Thrak:
can you scan the whole thing? What do the rest say?
It's on the back of another clipping and I can't read the first column. I'm rather disappointed.
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kaisersozei 08:36 AM 01-26-2010
Originally Posted by Tikihut27:
14. Because it is a custom originally imported from the savages.
:-)

Actually, that's a good enough reason for me TO smoke!
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Tikihut27 08:05 PM 01-26-2010
Definitely NOT a PC comment.

As much as the whole PC thing bugs the heck out of me, I'm always amazed when reading old newspaper articles at what was "appropriate" to say in the papers. I am very pleased at how far we've come in recognizing and appreciating diversity in what is really a very short time.
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Tikihut27 08:33 AM 01-27-2010
#11: Because how are one's daughters to get married, if the gentlemen are always locked up in separate rooms paying court to their filthy pipes and cigars?
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