Last night I introduced my new downstairs neighbor to the delicious forbidden fruit (no, not my sweet sweet heinie). I introduced myself and brought a couple H. Upmann 48s. He told me he is a cigarette smoker who hasn't smoked a coffin nail in over a year. He also told me he has never had forbidden fruit and very little cigar experience in general. Of course I explained to him that cigarettes are horrible, vile filth sticks and one should never smoke one. I then explained to him the total awesome waybetterness of cigars. My argument was convincing and we had a nice half hour smoke, freezing our asses off on the porch. Yes, I did my part and can sleep well knowing that there is one more cigar smoker out there because of me. Yes, I am mighty like that!
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