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timo 12:54 PM 11-20-2009
My execution has been temporarily delayed. I intercepted the Visa bill before me wife could see it. Now what to do....hmmm.
I'm powerless over buying cigars and my life is unmanageable :-)
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RightAJ 12:55 PM 11-20-2009
Haha you need therapy! I know a nice place for cigar buying addiction recovery... its called cigarbid.com:-)

aj
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timo 12:58 PM 11-20-2009
Originally Posted by RightAJ:
Haha you need therapy! I know a nice place for cigar buying addiction recovery... its called cigarbid.com:-)

aj
That's like having an AA meeting at the bar or GA meeting at the casino:-)
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marge796 01:04 PM 11-20-2009
I'm glad that it's not just me who suffers from this affliction. May the cigar gods show mercy on all of us. :-)


Chris.....
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MedicCook 04:01 PM 11-20-2009
I see nothing wrong with that Tim. :-)
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kelmac07 04:02 PM 11-20-2009
Looks like the couch is in your future brother!!! I know the feeling.
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timo 04:29 PM 11-20-2009
I like you guys! Maybe we can start a support group?:-):-)
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1badhog07 08:58 AM 11-21-2009
Yeah either the couch or the doghouse!
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Cyanide 09:37 AM 11-21-2009
What you need to do is siphon money from one "the money" account to a secondary, less used account. Then over the length of a few weeks withdraw that money in small increments. Then, have a friend buy the cigars and pay them in cash. Then, your friend can buy some cigars himself, say that he was buying for you, give you your part, take your money, hide his own purchase within your larger purchase.

That way, you can say you had various small expenses, maybe a christmas gift in there as well, and your friend can say all the purchases for you with your money. You both get out with you cigars and no doghouse.

Sorry grammar is bad, but have to type fast before the warden comes in the room.
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mosesbotbol 11:16 AM 11-21-2009
I'll just say it once....

Pre-paid Visa Card.
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Thrak 03:03 PM 11-21-2009
Originally Posted by Cyanide:
What you need to do is siphon money from one "the money" account to a secondary, less used account. Then over the length of a few weeks withdraw that money in small increments. Then, have a friend buy the cigars and pay them in cash. Then, your friend can buy some cigars himself, say that he was buying for you, give you your part, take your money, hide his own purchase within your larger purchase.

That way, you can say you had various small expenses, maybe a christmas gift in there as well, and your friend can say all the purchases for you with your money. You both get out with you cigars and no doghouse.

Sorry grammar is bad, but have to type fast before the warden comes in the room.
Holy crap, if you have to do all that to hide stuff from your wife, you need to reevaluate your marriage. :-)
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timo 03:28 PM 11-21-2009
Originally Posted by Cyanide:
What you need to do is siphon money from one "the money" account to a secondary, less used account. Then over the length of a few weeks withdraw that money in small increments. Then, have a friend buy the cigars and pay them in cash. Then, your friend can buy some cigars himself, say that he was buying for you, give you your part, take your money, hide his own purchase within your larger purchase.

That way, you can say you had various small expenses, maybe a christmas gift in there as well, and your friend can say all the purchases for you with your money. You both get out with you cigars and no doghouse.

Sorry grammar is bad, but have to type fast before the warden comes in the room.
Now that is a thinking man:-)
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