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CBI_2 11:14 PM 10-20-2009
One hand on wheel, One hand on horn: CHICAGO.

One hand on wheel, Middle finger out window: NEW YORK.


One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, Cutting across all lanes
of traffic: NEW JERSEY.



One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, Foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON.


One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES.


Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: INDIANA.......but, driving in CALIFORNIA.


Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY.


One hand on 12oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, Banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE.


One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator, and both feet on brake, Throwing McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS.


Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, Squirrel tails attached to antenna: OKLAHOMA.


Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate, in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA.

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kgoings 11:18 PM 10-20-2009
Originally Posted by CBI_2:
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate, in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA.[/size]
Hey the blue hairs are running rampant in AZ too :-)
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MedicCook 11:45 PM 10-20-2009
:-)
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icehog3 01:19 AM 10-21-2009
Originally Posted by CBI_2:
One hand on wheel, One hand on horn: CHICAGO.
I'm supposed to keep a hand on the wheel???


:-) :-)
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kelmac07 05:38 AM 10-21-2009
Nice!!
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dunng 12:09 PM 10-21-2009
:-) :-)
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