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jwintosh 10:22 AM 10-12-2009

A female police officer
arrests a man for drunk driving.

She tells the man,
"Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you
say can and will be held against you..."
The drunk says:
"Tits."
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timo 10:25 AM 10-12-2009

:-)
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mariogolbee 10:29 AM 10-12-2009

Nice.
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Fishbeadtwo 10:46 AM 10-12-2009

How long was he in the hospital?
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G G 10:47 AM 10-12-2009

:-)
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Steve 11:07 AM 10-12-2009

:-)
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kelmac07 11:08 AM 10-12-2009

Good one!!
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Gophernut 04:37 PM 10-12-2009

Very good!
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markem 09:26 PM 10-12-2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWA6uSutpF8

http://www.youtube.com/v/qLZ6XXblLJI...olor2=0x999999

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl_295f530E
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MedicCook 09:51 PM 10-12-2009

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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dunng 05:35 AM 10-13-2009

:-) :-) :-) :-)

:-)
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DPD6030 05:59 AM 10-13-2009

I like it :-) :-)
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McSmokey 06:07 AM 10-13-2009

:-) :-) :-)
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DonniePaul 08:57 AM 10-13-2009

:-):-):-)

Good one!
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Starscream 01:09 PM 10-14-2009

Originally Posted by MedicCook:
:-) :-) :-) :-)

:-)
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CBI_2 10:11 PM 10-19-2009

:-):-):-) Works for me. :-)
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