Did you see "Fringe" last night? It seems our world is under attack by inter-dimensional shape-shifting soldiers from a parallel universe, and they are apparently trying to steal the frozen head of Ted Williams.

Maybe that explains the recent attack on it with a monkey wrench, and that whole tuna can thing is just a cover-up.
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LOL
Hate hearing about what happened to Teddy Ballgame
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I somehow missed the whole Ted head story. I thought it was Walt Disney's head that was frozen.
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That Disney story is likely an urban legend - nobody seems to know for certain - but The Splendid Splinter is definitely a Popsicle Stick.
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