"So, how are you getting along with your gorgeous new girlfriend?"

"Not so good. I asked her whether she could learn to love me."

"Yeah -- and?"

"She asked how much I was willing to spend on her education."
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:-)

I like that one. Haven't heard it before. :-)
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Hah hah hah...nice! :-)
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Funny and yet also true for many ladies.
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Ouch!!
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:-)

But hey, we're not all that way!
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:-):-):-):-)
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