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kgoings 10:16 PM 09-30-2009
Be Careful - A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. The both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen April 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also May 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 24th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful!

P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.
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MedicCook 10:20 PM 09-30-2009
:-) :-)
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dunng 04:33 AM 10-01-2009
One of my favorites... :-) :-) :-)
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GreekGodX 04:34 AM 10-01-2009
This is great :-) especially the wallet sale!
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massphatness 05:10 AM 10-01-2009
You're pretty stupid, Kirk. No offense, but you'd think after the sixth or seventh time you'd be able to ID them for the police.

Thanks for the heads up though.
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G G 05:20 AM 10-01-2009
:-)
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14holestogie 05:24 AM 10-01-2009
Originally Posted by GreekGodX:
This is great :-) especially the wallet sale!
Group buy? :-)
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dogface_313 05:33 AM 10-01-2009
"well, I can't ID their face. But, if we do a different sort of line up we will catch these criminals."
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macpappy 05:50 AM 10-01-2009
This wouldn't happen if you took your wife to Home Depot with you.
:-):-):-)
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kelmac07 10:36 AM 10-01-2009
I'm going to Home Depot today!! :-)
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MedicCook 10:44 AM 10-01-2009
Originally Posted by macpappy:
This wouldn't happen if you took your wife to Home Depot with you.
:-):-):-)
Or it might just make it more fun. :-)
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bookman 10:53 AM 10-01-2009
Nice. I used to go to Home Depot to find day laborers who would choke me in the shower, but NO MORE!!! From now on I am going to Lowe's exclusively!

Thanks for the warning, friend!:-)
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Azpostal 02:32 PM 10-01-2009
Classic! Man I love the HOME DEPOT!
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