I found out today that quiche isn't pronounced "quickie" :-) :-)
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nice.
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Real men don't do quickies.
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That explains what happened that time in the restaurant! Wow, now I am embarassed :-)
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The other day, I learned that "pipe cleaners" are not to clean the pipes that bring water into your home, they are to clean the pipes you smoke tobacco in. I swear, I used to keep pipe cleaners in my tool box just in case I needed them for some plumbing emergency.
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