A woman arrived at a party and while scanning the guests, spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My name is Carmen."

"That's a beautiful name," he replied. "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. As a matter of fact I gave it to myself. It represents the things that I enjoy the most - cars and men. Therefore, I chose "Carmen. "What's your name?"

He answered, "B.J. Titsengolf."
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:-):-):-) Nice!
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very good.
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very nice.
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:-)
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I'll remember that next time someone asks what my name stands for.
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Classic!

:-):-):-)
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Oh no! :-)
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I used to have a license plate that said YESPLEZ . It was always a great way to respond to women who called out my name in high school.
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