The Marine Laboratory employed a licensed boat captain to man its research vessel. Reportedly, the captain couldn't swim. A newcomer, learning of this, approached him about it.

"Is it true?" the newcomer asked incredulously. "You, a boat captain, can't swim?"

"No, I can't," the captain replied. "Can pilots fly?"
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:-) :-)
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Love it!

My friends used to goof on me because I was a poor swimmer... and was in the Navy Reserves. They found this to be very funny. I would simply explain that we did our jobs well, I shouldn't need to swim. :-)
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it still boggles my mind that you are not a good swimmer Pat. Damn squids...:-)
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Good'un.
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prity funny lol
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:-) :-)
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Good stuff:-)
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LOL!!
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