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CBI_2 10:47 AM 08-28-2009
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly.
At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply.

Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about.


The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'"
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Steve 10:52 AM 08-28-2009
:-) :-)
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G G 11:07 AM 08-28-2009
woohoo that's a good one Paul.
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Blindjimme 11:12 AM 08-28-2009
:-) :-) :-) Too Good!
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kelmac07 11:54 AM 08-28-2009
LOL!! :-)
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Chris. 03:26 PM 08-29-2009
LOL
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BFallehy 03:37 PM 08-29-2009
:-):-):-) Great Joke :-)
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dunng 07:34 PM 08-29-2009
:-) :-) :-) :-)
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DonniePaul 09:32 PM 09-01-2009
O-man!

Too funny.
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Powers 10:53 PM 09-01-2009
wow, nice lol
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