Ummm, Shawn... You need to check the humidity in that hermidor.
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I like this thread.
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"where's mine?"

:-)
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Father: What're you having?

Friends: What're you having?

Random broads: Ew, is that a cigar?
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My significant other tells me to enjoy my cigar and stops by periodically for a kiss while I am smoking....I've got it made!
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i had some silly girl say to me in a night club a few years back when u could still smoke inside errrrrrrr is that a cigar do u even have a girlfriend ????? i bet your still a virgin so i took a puff on my small cigar then threw my pint of beer on her and said get over your self slag
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:-)
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"Got ahold of another one huh? Im gunna train the cat to bury them deeper"

I allways get the cat/dog turd angle :-)
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At the Blue Monkey I hear "Sir we don't allow cigar smoking in here."
(only the GOOD kind of smoking apparently, as if HALF the nasty- smelling
smoke is better than twice the good-smelling kind)

At the Sidecar, there is a sign upon entering "Cigar Smoking encouraged"
but they screw that up by for all intents and purposes being a gay bar.
But it's not a gay bar. I THINK it's a cigar bar that's popular with gays and
theater types.

At home, where I smoke the most, I hear nothing but the gentle pops of the
combustion, as I live, thankfully, blissfully, fartfully alone.
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Ah the joys of a Filipina wife as she snatches the cigar from my hand saying I'll do that for you. Cuts the tip, fires it up, gives me a big long kiss and hands me the cigar.

Most common saying - Hun, you want another cigar? I kid you not

Dan
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