One day, a husband came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
So he tied her up and went fishing.
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saw that coming....:-)
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:-) I like it.
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Hooker walks up to a guy and says "I will do anything you want. $200 bucks."
He hands her the two bills and says "Paint my house".
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Ba da boom, Ba da bing! Good one!:-):-)
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:-)
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A blond was looking for work in a rich suburb and after knocking on many doors, she finally got a job. The owner of one house gave her a bucket of paint and a brush “Go and paint my porch”. After a few hours the blond comes back to collect his wage. She thanks the man and informs him “By the way, you have a Ferrari, not a Porsche.”
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