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markem 11:32 AM 06-19-2009
IKEA has announced that they plan to buy GM in an all cash move. In order to return GM to profitability as soon as possible, IKEA plans to use the same tried and true techniques that have made them a leader in home furnishings.

IKEA recently unveiled the first of their designs for the new GM

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The instructions are, as expected, one page. Slot, tab, zoom!
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adampc22 11:34 AM 06-19-2009
what is that cars name the ungablengazeg ? and do u get free hot dogs ?
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blooz4u 11:36 AM 06-19-2009
It always ends up that way... get the damn thing put together, and wonder
"Why the hell do I have so many parts left over" ??
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M1903A1 11:37 AM 06-19-2009
Originally Posted by blooz4u:
It always ends up that way... get the damn thing put together, and wonder
"Why the hell do I have so many parts left over" ??
If it works anyway, it's called a product improvement!
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OLS 11:47 AM 06-19-2009
This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told
me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition
to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back
together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.
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WildBlueSooner 12:15 PM 06-19-2009
Originally Posted by OLS:
This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told
me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition
to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back
together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.
Damn that really sucks! Andrew should do that to somebody
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mithrilG60 12:18 PM 06-19-2009
Originally Posted by markem:
IKEA has announced that they plan to buy GM in an all cash move. In order to return GM to profitability as soon as possible, IKEA plans to use the same tried and true techniques that have made them a leader in home furnishings.

IKEA recently unveiled the first of their designs for the new GM

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The instructions are, as expected, one page. Slot, tab, zoom!
Are they buying VAG too then? That was a promo picture that VW for the A2 generation (1986 - 1992) Golf ad campaign....... :-)
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markem 12:21 PM 06-19-2009
Originally Posted by mithrilG60:
Are they buying VAG too then? That was a promo picture that VW for the A2 generation (1986 - 1992) Golf ad campaign....... :-)
IKEA issued a second press release reminding the general public that none of their designs are new or unique, which is part of the IKEA mystique.
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mithrilG60 12:27 PM 06-19-2009
lol
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trader1974 12:33 PM 06-19-2009
Too funny!::-)
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karmaz00 01:25 PM 06-19-2009
good one
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shilala 01:33 PM 06-19-2009
Originally Posted by OLS:
This is ACTUALLY a picture of the time the Biloxi Police Dept pulled me over
and accused me of having drugs in the car. When none were found, they told
me to have a nice day. It took me 3 hours to put my car back into condition
to drive away. They told me that they had no responsibility for putting back
together what they had torn apart. This is why I love cops to this day.
Find out where they live and pee on their flowers.
That's what I do. :-)
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Da Klugs 01:46 PM 06-19-2009
Originally Posted by shilala:
Find out where they live and pee on their flowers.
That's what I do. :-)
Well who wouldn't? :-)

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Tenor CS 01:59 PM 06-19-2009
Originally Posted by mithrilG60:
Are they buying VAG too then?
Buying vag is illegal in my state.
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