CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration aren't paying their taxes.
Hot wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer and Citigroup.
McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico .
The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Motel Six won't leave the light on.
The Mafia is laying off judges.
And finally...Congress says they are looking into the Bernard Madoff scandal. The guy who made $50 billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $700 billion disappear.
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The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying 1 roll of toilet paper.
The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words.
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