Three California surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident; I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England." The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House.":-)
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Yeeehawww:-)
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Lmfao!!
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:-) :-) :-)
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:-):-):-)

Thanks Greg!
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lol..good oen
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:-):-) :-) That is great. :-)
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I was hopin you would like this one Paul.
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Thanks. Most definitely. Told it several times today. They all loved it. :-)
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:-):-):-)
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This Paul likes it too!:-)
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Classic!!!
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The more Pauls that like it the better.:-)
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I do think that you insulted horse's asses.:-)
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Thanks, I needed that. :-)
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It wouldn't be so damned funny if it wasn't believable. :-)
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I will have to agree with that Paul.:-)
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:-):-):-)
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