An Alabama redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi
recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin' a cove well-known for its
fishing. The game warden asked the man, 'Do you have a license to catch those
fish?'

'Naw, sir', replied the redneck. 'I ain't got none of them there licenses. But you must understand, these here are my pet fish.'

'Pet fish?'

'Yeah. Every night, I take these here fish down to the lake and let 'em
swim 'round for awhile. Then, when I whistle, they jump right back into
these here ice chests and I take 'em home.'

'That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that.'

The redneck looked at the warden for a moment and then said, 'It's the
truth Mr. Government Man. I'll show ya. It really works.' 'O. K.', said the warden. 'I've got to see this!'

The redneck poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.

After several minutes, the warden says, 'Well?'

'Well, what?’ says the redneck.

The warden says, 'When are you going to call them back?'

'Call who back"?

'The FISH', replied the warden!

'What fish?’ replied the redneck.

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Moral of the story: We may not be as smart as some city slickers, but
we ain’t as dumb as some government employees.
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You can say what you want about the South, but you never hear of anyone
retiring and moving north.
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:-):-):-) As a proud Dothan, AL born BOTL. Hell yeah and war damn eagle. That's a good urn.
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Reminds me of when I moved to West Texas in high school and the guys took me snipe hunting. I played along to make new friends. Boy they laid it on thick though.
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Not to thread-jack, but snipe are real. You just gotta know how to hunt them. Maybe a new thread in future.
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My brother in law emailed this to me, and he is an Alabaman.:-)
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:-) reminds me of home!
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:-):-) So true. :-)
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:-):-)VERY good one!!!!:-):-)
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That is a good one.:-)
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I caught quite a few opening day, next time your in GA we'll go :-)
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:-)
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Too funny...:-):-):-)
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