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CBI_2 05:39 PM 04-07-2009
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty. One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said: "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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WildBlueSooner 05:40 PM 04-07-2009
hahah :-) I like it
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MedicCook 05:41 PM 04-07-2009
:-)
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leasingthisspace 05:44 PM 04-07-2009
That's funny.
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SmokeyJoe 09:21 PM 04-07-2009
:-) That made me laugh, Paul... well done! :-)
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Starscream 07:05 AM 04-08-2009
:-)
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DPD6030 08:00 AM 04-08-2009
Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner:
hahah :-) I like it
:-)
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karmaz00 11:01 AM 04-08-2009
good one
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Mugen910 11:03 AM 04-08-2009
Ahaha..
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Tenor CS 04:52 PM 04-08-2009
Ha ha ha

But I'm one of the lucky few who likes my mother-in-law
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jamesb3 03:27 PM 04-09-2009
You kill me Paul! :-)
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ChicagoWhiteSox 03:30 PM 04-09-2009
:-)
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RottenZombie 02:41 PM 04-11-2009
:-):-):-):-):-)
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