"Hey, baby. Glad you called. Now, get out your big...credit card and get ready. We have what you want. Like em rolled nice and tight? Maybe yr looking for a loose mixed filler?? Maybe you like them dark and oily? Or, blonde and shady?? Maybe you like em a little...green? Like to suck on a torpedo? Can't wait to puff on a petit perfecto? Well whatever your filthy smoking desires are we're here to fulfill them...":-)
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Um....huh.....doing any :-)??

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i have no clue what to say......
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um I feel a little bit defiled right now...
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ha!!!
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ha good one
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My butt itches. :-)
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I have to fart. :-)
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Transcript of your last phone call to Thompsons? :-)
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oooh. I see you like em kinda wet. Kinda spongy to the touch? Well, we got em so call us now baby. $3.98 per minute with a $2.99 connection fee.
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Should I even be reading stuff like this?


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Geez, after reading that, I don't I'll ever order online again! And I don't care what Legend has to say about it!!! :-)

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Ummm...I need to go change underpants :-)
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