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Gophernut 01:28 PM 04-02-2009
WHAT CAUSES ARTHRITIS?

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a
priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red
lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn
coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the
man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes
arthritis?'

The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being
with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your
fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'

The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be darned,'

Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and
apologized.. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How
long have you had arthritis?'

The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here
that the Pope does.'

MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer
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white_s2k 01:54 PM 04-02-2009
I like it :-)
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LordOfWu 01:55 PM 04-02-2009
:-) Good one! :-)
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Prospector 02:00 PM 04-02-2009
excellent! loved the punch line, and the lesson :-)
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lightning9191 02:16 PM 04-02-2009
:-) Funny stuff
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marge796 02:19 PM 04-02-2009
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
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Nabinger16 02:20 PM 04-02-2009
That's good! :-)
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D. Generate 02:20 PM 04-02-2009
Actually it is an auto-immune disorder where the body's immune system turns on itself and creates painful, and ultimately debilitating, inflammation.












Just thought I'd show up and derail a joke. :-)
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Nabinger16 02:22 PM 04-02-2009
Party pooper! :-)
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G G 02:26 PM 04-02-2009
Nice one.
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Gophernut 06:41 PM 04-02-2009
Originally Posted by D. Generate:
Actually it is an auto-immune disorder where the body's immune system turns on itself and creates painful, and ultimately debilitating, inflammation.
Although with treatment, if caught early, there is a pretty good chance of being able to live with it with out becoming debilitating. My wife was diagnosed with Rheumatoid Arthritis 2 years ago, and the Dr seems to think she should be able to live a long normal life. (knock on wood):-):-)
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karmaz00 10:23 PM 04-02-2009
good one
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JaKaacH 10:28 PM 04-02-2009
Funny:-) :-)

Originally Posted by D. Generate:
Actually it is an auto-immune disorder where the body's immune system turns on itself and creates painful, and ultimately debilitating, inflammation.



Just thought I'd show up and derail a joke. :-)
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Nice avatar tho...
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jamesb3 12:00 AM 04-04-2009
Doh! Nie punch line is right.:-)
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