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CBI_2 07:52 PM 03-31-2009
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar.
His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

His second friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the plumber. The other day I found a wrench under the bed and it wasn't mine."

Paddy says: "I think my wife is having an affair with a horse." Both his friends look at him with utter disbelief.

"No, I'm serious. The other day I came home and found a jockey under our bed."
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Mugen910 08:03 PM 03-31-2009
Oh that's just silly...who would have sex with a horse? :-)
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MedicCook 08:06 PM 03-31-2009
I don't know what was worse. The joke or Bao's one liner. :-)
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CBI_2 08:25 PM 03-31-2009
I thought they were both pretty good. :-)
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karmaz00 08:29 PM 03-31-2009
lol
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Nabinger16 08:39 PM 03-31-2009
Sex with a horse eh?! >>>[edited by croatan]<<< NSFW!!!
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DPD6030 10:15 AM 04-01-2009
:-) You Cali boys should know about the donkey shows in Mexico! :-)
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WildBlueSooner 11:02 AM 04-01-2009
haha!
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SvilleKid 11:04 AM 04-01-2009
Originally Posted by Nabinger16:
Sex with a horse eh?! >>>[link edited by croatan]<<< NSFW!!!
Yeah, funny as hell:-). Don't appreciate my computer being hi-jacked, even for a joke:-)! I think you need to remove the link or warn that this is a hijack, cause that is too close to the actions that a virus or a spammer would put on a computer:-). Seriously. Most folks do not appreciate that kind of a joke!!!!:-)
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ChicagoWhiteSox 11:04 AM 04-01-2009
:-):-)
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G G 11:05 AM 04-01-2009
Originally Posted by DPD6030:
:-) You Cali boys should know about the donkey shows in Mexico! :-)
:-)
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icehog3 02:25 PM 04-01-2009
Originally Posted by SvilleKid:
Yeah, funny as hell:-). Don't appreciate my computer being hi-jacked, even for a joke:-)! I think you need to remove the link or warn that this is a hijack, cause that is too close to the actions that a virus or a spammer would put on a computer:-). Seriously. Most folks do not appreciate that kind of a joke!!!!:-)
Yup...we had this big "Rickrolling" frenzy at the last site, which culminated in this one that won't shut off. I am ready to pull the trigger and give the next Rickroller a nice CA vacation, and I ain't kidding. :-)
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marge796 03:29 PM 04-01-2009
Originally Posted by Mugen910:
Oh that's just silly...who would have sex with a horse? :-)

Especially with a jockey under the bed? I think that would be awkward?


:-) :-) :-)
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