smokeyandthebandit05 10:34 AM 03-20-2009
and you need a chuckle? My friend told me about this web site called f*** my life and its about other peoples funny misfortunes. Its hilarious
http://www.fmylife.com/
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AD720 10:39 AM 03-20-2009
GKitty 10:46 AM 03-20-2009
When it feels like my day can't get any worse, I go there.
I always feel better after a few pages.
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darb85 10:51 AM 03-20-2009
Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs
LOL I think ive done this one
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smokeyandthebandit05 10:57 AM 03-20-2009
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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Nabinger16 11:10 AM 03-20-2009
DPD6030 11:12 AM 03-20-2009
Today I made up a bunch of lies and put them on FML.
:-) Whether or not they are true they are still funny.
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lightning9191 11:14 AM 03-20-2009
Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05:
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
That one was hilarious
:-)
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darb85 11:40 AM 03-20-2009
Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
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smokeyandthebandit05 11:46 AM 03-20-2009
Originally Posted by darb85:
Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
LMAO I just read that one
Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML
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smokeyandthebandit05 11:54 AM 03-20-2009
Today, I went to the ER for severe pain in my abdominal area. The doctor comes in after looking at the CT scan and says, "Well it's not your appendix." Thinking I'm in the clear I say, "That's Awesome", the doctor then responded with "It's probably your testicles." FML
ouch
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smokeyandthebandit05 12:11 PM 03-20-2009
Im sorry I just have to post this one
Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
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Blueface 02:06 PM 03-20-2009
This one cracked me up.
Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab and he wanted to address the biggest mistakes he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML
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smokeyandthebandit05 09:24 PM 03-20-2009
CBI_2 10:00 PM 03-20-2009
ucla695 10:26 PM 03-20-2009
Great site that helped lighten my day.
:-)
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