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smokeyandthebandit05 09:34 AM 03-20-2009
and you need a chuckle? My friend told me about this web site called f*** my life and its about other peoples funny misfortunes. Its hilarious



http://www.fmylife.com/
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AD720 09:39 AM 03-20-2009
:-)
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GKitty 09:46 AM 03-20-2009
When it feels like my day can't get any worse, I go there.

I always feel better after a few pages.
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darb85 09:51 AM 03-20-2009
Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs

LOL I think ive done this one
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smokeyandthebandit05 09:57 AM 03-20-2009
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
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Nabinger16 10:10 AM 03-20-2009
That site is hilarious! :-):-)
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DPD6030 10:12 AM 03-20-2009
Today I made up a bunch of lies and put them on FML. :-) Whether or not they are true they are still funny.
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lightning9191 10:14 AM 03-20-2009
Originally Posted by smokeyandthebandit05:
Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML
That one was hilarious:-)
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darb85 10:40 AM 03-20-2009
Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML
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smokeyandthebandit05 10:46 AM 03-20-2009
Originally Posted by darb85:
Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML


LMAO I just read that one



Today, I drunk dialed my mom and told her I was so high and drunk that I thought the KGB was coming after me. When I woke up this morning, my mom told me that she's no longer paying for college. FML
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smokeyandthebandit05 10:54 AM 03-20-2009
Today, I went to the ER for severe pain in my abdominal area. The doctor comes in after looking at the CT scan and says, "Well it's not your appendix." Thinking I'm in the clear I say, "That's Awesome", the doctor then responded with "It's probably your testicles." FML


ouch
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smokeyandthebandit05 11:11 AM 03-20-2009
Im sorry I just have to post this one


Today, I have an auto immune disease which causes my penis to look like a tie-dye t shirt. FML
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Blueface 01:06 PM 03-20-2009
This one cracked me up.

Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab and he wanted to address the biggest mistakes he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML
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Drat 01:06 PM 03-20-2009
Thread hi-jack...

http://www.brokenpicturetelephone.com

Very entertaining and will put a smile on your face.
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smokeyandthebandit05 08:24 PM 03-20-2009
The link doesnt work for me :-)
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CBI_2 09:00 PM 03-20-2009
:-):-):-) Great stuff. Thanks. :-)
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ucla695 09:26 PM 03-20-2009
Great site that helped lighten my day. :-)
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