landhoney 03:08 PM 09-21-2010
Originally Posted by CBI_2:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
:-)
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Gophernut 03:10 PM 09-21-2010
I might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you. What do you say?
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Mugen910 03:19 PM 09-21-2010
Originally Posted by Gophernut:
I might not be the best looking guy in this bar, but I'm the only one talking to you. What do you say?
so wrong!!!
:-)
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markem 03:28 PM 09-21-2010
holli4pirating 04:06 PM 09-21-2010
Originally Posted by CBI_2:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Say hello to the Ether Bunny...
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theonlybear4CORT 05:13 PM 09-21-2010
did NASA make your pants, cuz your ass is out if this world.
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CBI_2 06:33 PM 09-21-2010
Originally Posted by pektel:
I don't use pick up lines. When I was 21, I came up with a great idea (what I thought was a great idea, anyways): read cosmo. There's always articles in there about how a woman can tell if you're good in bed. It gives her things to look for. Just do those things. You know how many women read cosmo? I swear, it's like cheating.
:-):-):-) Reminds me of Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge.
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Mugen910 07:04 PM 09-21-2010
some great lines there!
:-)
Are you a chicken farmer? No? Cuz you sure know how to raise c0x
:-)
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nomadicwookie 08:51 AM 09-22-2010
Hey wanna get a pizza go back to my place & have sex... what you don't like pizza?
That one actually worked for my old roommate. He didn't get to ask her if she liked pizza she just said sure.
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BeerAdvocate 09:59 AM 09-22-2010
How do you scare a bee?
(you then grab the womens breast and say) Boo-Bee
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Da Klugs 10:31 AM 09-22-2010
