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CBI_2 04:51 PM 02-28-2009
While shopping in a grocery store, two Baptist church ladies happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section.

One asked the other if she would like a beer.

The second good Baptist sister answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.

The first sister replied that she would handle that without a problem.

She picked up a six-pack and took it to the cashier.

The cashier had a surprised look, so the good Baptist sister said, 'This is for washing our hair.'

Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer and said,

'The curlers are on me.'
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G G 07:04 PM 02-28-2009
Nice one Paul.
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SmokeyJoe 07:13 PM 02-28-2009
Paul... you are a funny man. :-)
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Starscream 06:52 PM 03-01-2009
:-)
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RUNYYFan 10:03 AM 06-29-2014
Thanks to Paul for posting another oldie-but-goodie.

(Yes, it's Sunday and I'm enjoying the warm sunny weather by laying out and reading old jokes.)
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kelmac07 10:04 AM 06-29-2014
:-) :-)
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qwerty1500 04:56 PM 06-29-2014
Admin ... Where is the "Like" symbol?
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icehog3 05:39 PM 06-29-2014
Originally Posted by qwerty1500:
Admin ... Where is the "Like" symbol?
On Facebook. :-)
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CBI_2 09:05 PM 06-29-2014
I haven't posted in a while, but I post oldies but goodies 'cause that's what I am, and what do you mean there is no like symbol?! :-)
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