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icehog3 11:56 PM 02-27-2009
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.

The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

Red.......................Cherry
Yellow..................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange ................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.

'Well,' she said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God!! They're ass-holes !
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Mugen910 11:57 PM 02-27-2009
:-)
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Old Sailor 12:01 AM 02-28-2009
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MedicCook 08:24 AM 02-28-2009
:-)
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leasingthisspace 09:29 AM 02-28-2009
Now that's funny.
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WildBlueSooner 10:49 AM 02-28-2009
I dont get it! :-)
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Waynegro1 03:23 PM 02-28-2009
:-):-)
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Starscream 03:26 PM 02-28-2009
:-)
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theonlybear4CORT 03:27 PM 02-28-2009
:-)
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Jay Hemingway 03:32 PM 02-28-2009
Originally Posted by WildBlueSooner:
I dont get it! :-)
well ya see.........most families are supposed to love eachother, therefore the mother would call the father honey

but in this case........

:-)
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CBI_2 05:11 PM 02-28-2009
:-) Thanks I hadn't hears that one in a while, but it always makes me laugh.
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karmaz00 09:57 PM 02-28-2009
lol good one
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floydp 11:01 PM 02-28-2009
OH MY!!!:-):-)
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