GKitty 12:27 PM 02-17-2009
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and improves what is given to her.
So, if you give her any little crap,
be prepared to receive a ton of $h!t.
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adampc22 12:34 PM 02-17-2009
karmaz00 12:40 PM 02-17-2009
tzaddi 01:18 PM 02-17-2009
Mods, please move this to the appropriate forum as that's no joke.
:-)
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Originally Posted by tzaddi:
Mods, please move this to the appropriate forum as that's no joke. :-)
:-):-):-):-)
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feznuk 01:36 PM 02-17-2009
Good one!
Originally Posted by GKitty:
She multiplies and improves what is given to her.
Yes, and when I give my wife money she gives me...oh wait
:-)...there seems to be an exception to the rule.
:-)
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Da Klugs 01:39 PM 02-17-2009
Good one!
:-)
And thanks, always wondered about the origins of the Hydra.
:-)
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Gophernut 02:21 PM 02-17-2009
Silound 03:54 PM 02-17-2009
Funny....I give mine money and I never see it again...
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Mugen910 04:12 PM 02-17-2009
Originally Posted by feznuk:
Good one!
Yes, and when I give my wife money she gives me...oh wait:-)...there seems to be an exception to the rule.:-)
That is why I don't give mine $$!!!
:-)
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Scottw 04:13 PM 02-17-2009
DrDubzz 04:19 PM 02-17-2009
CBI_2 07:46 PM 02-17-2009
MedicCook 08:49 PM 02-17-2009
BamBam 09:04 PM 02-17-2009
You give her a ring...she turns it into half your retirement
:-)
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Sailchaser 09:10 PM 02-17-2009
I don't get a chance to give her anything it's already hers
:-)
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I gave her a humidor and she turned it into half of my collection! Magic!
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