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General Discussion>Is someone here Ms. Lisa??
Resipsa 08:26 AM 09-14-2011
My Google Voice messages get transcribed and I just got the following transcription:

"Lisa, Hi, I'm Lisa. I'm Ms. Lisa. I would just like to say that if you want a $1,000.00 please give my your name, your number, your address and I'll get back to you. Thank you. Later."

Bueller? Bueller? Anyone??:-)
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WittyUserName 08:28 AM 09-14-2011
Dude, give her the info and get your 1k!!!! I wish I was that lucky.
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icehog3 08:31 AM 09-14-2011
I met Ms. Lisa when I was touring the maximum security wing of Statesville (Men's) Prison. You get the $1000 in "trade".
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neoflex 08:31 AM 09-14-2011
ahahahaha, and the Google Voice transcriptions are terrible. I sometimes read them and just say "HUH?"
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Newbie_nick 08:36 AM 09-14-2011
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I met Ms. Lisa when I was touring the maximum security wing of Statesville (Men's) Prison. You get the $1000 in "trade".
:-):-)
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irratebass 08:43 AM 09-14-2011
Originally Posted by WittyUserName:
Dude, give her the info and get your 1k!!!! I wish I was that lucky.
:-)
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Blak Smyth 08:56 AM 09-14-2011
Give her Franks info!!!
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Skywalker 09:23 AM 09-14-2011
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I met Ms. Lisa when I was touring the maximum security wing of Statesville (Men's) Prison. You get the $1000 in "trade".
But is it a fair trade?:-)
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shilala 09:45 AM 09-14-2011
My name's not Lisa. My name is Julie.
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14holestogie 09:49 AM 09-14-2011
There's a hole in my bucket, dear Lisa.
$1k may just patch that up. :-)
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14holestogie 09:50 AM 09-14-2011
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I met Ms. Lisa when I was touring the maximum security wing of Statesville (Men's) Prison. You get the $1000 in "trade".
Originally Posted by Skywalker:
But is it a fair trade?:-)
Fair trades involve farm animals, don't they? :-)
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Wanger 10:06 AM 09-14-2011
Originally Posted by 14holestogie:
Fair trades involve farm animals, don't they? :-)
In Texas and Wisconsin, I think.
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Skywalker 10:07 AM 09-14-2011
Originally Posted by shilala:
My name's not Lisa. My name is Julie.
Showing your age with that one!!!:-)


Originally Posted by 14holestogie:
Fair trades involve farm animals, don't they? :-)
Yikes!!!:-)
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Resipsa 10:15 AM 09-14-2011
Originally Posted by icehog3:
I met Ms. Lisa when I was touring the maximum security wing of Statesville (Men's) Prison. You get the $1000 in "trade".
:-):-):-)
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hotreds 11:37 AM 09-14-2011
My name Peggy! How me help you?
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Blak Smyth 11:38 AM 09-14-2011
Originally Posted by hotreds:
My name Peggy! How me help you?
:-):-):-)
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