Guy walked into my bar last night.
"Bartender! had a great day at the tables today. Set me up with a shot of all your best liquors!"
Sir thats a lot of booze not sure I can do that.
"Nonsense here's a $100 to sway your decision."
So I sets him up with our top 15 liquors. A short while later they are gone and he is walking out.
"Thanks see you tomorrow."
The next day he comes in looking like he had been rode hard and put away wet. Rough night? I ask.
"Yeah pretty bad. I was up all night blowing chunks."
Mr I tried to tell you that was a lot of liquor all at once. Sorry you got sick.
"Sick? Chunks is my dog."
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