While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed under a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
... The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just exactly does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $200.00
Court Costs $100.00
Look on the Cop's Face......Priceless...:P
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thats great Larry :-)
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Good one Larry! :-)
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And if he was 4 inches taller and scored 2 points lower on the Public Service exam, he could have been a fireman. :-)
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Bazinga!
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Jokes like this are not made about firemen. That's because people actually LIKE us.:-)
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Yeah, that's what you wanna be; some pissed-off cop's personal project. :-)
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Da dump, shing!:-)
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Fixed it, ya big lug. :-)
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Funny joke Larry....at least you Firemen have heroes :-)
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