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nozero 05:31 PM 07-01-2009
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "You're obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, this guy has no idea what he's talking about. Let's go pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner."
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BigAl_SC 05:44 PM 07-01-2009
:-):-):-):-)
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dunng 05:51 PM 07-01-2009
:-) :-) :-) :-)
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GHC_Hambone 05:52 PM 07-01-2009
lol thats pretty funny
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MedicCook 10:06 PM 07-01-2009
:-) :-) :-) :-)
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kelmac07 05:56 AM 07-02-2009
Good one!!!
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CueTheMusic 10:02 AM 07-02-2009
nice! :-)
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SchizoFilly 11:43 AM 07-02-2009
Bravo... :-)
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karmaz00 01:30 PM 07-02-2009
lol good one
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