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G G 06:31 PM 03-20-2009
[font=comic sans ms]a husband is at home watching a
football game when his wife interrupts,

'honey,
could you fix the light in the hallway?
It's been flickering for weeks now'.

He looks at her and says angrily,
'fix the lights now?
Does it look like i have
ge
written on my forehead?
I don't think so'.

Fine,

then the wife asks,
'well then, could you fix the fridge door?
It won't close right '

to which he replied,
'fix the fridge door?
Does it look like i have westinghouse
written on my forehead?
I don't think so'.

'fine', she says
'then you could at least fix the steps
to the front door?
They are about to break '

'i'm not a carpenter and i don't
want to fix steps'.
He says, 'does it look like i have
ace hardware
written on my forehead?
I don't think so
i've had enough of you.
I'm going to the bar!!!! '

so he goes to the bar and drinks for a
couple of hours.......................................

He starts to feel guilty about how
he treated his wife, and decides
to go home

as he walks into the house, he notices
that the steps are already fixed.

As he enters the house, he sees the
hall light is working.

As he goes to get a beer, he notices
the fridge door is fixed.

'honey', he asks, 'how'd all this get fixed?'
she said, 'well, when you left i sat
outside and cried.

J ust then a nice young man asked me
what was wrong, and i told him.

He offered to do all the repairs, and
all i had to do was either
go to bed with him or bake a cake'.

He said,
'so what kind of cake did you bake?'

she replied,
'hellooooo..
Do you see betty crocker written
on my forehead?
I don't think so!'[/font]

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CBI_2 06:45 PM 03-20-2009
:-):-):-):-) Great one Greg. :-)
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G G 06:55 PM 03-20-2009
I can't take credit Paul. People email em to me.:-)
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WildBlueSooner 07:09 PM 03-20-2009
haha nice one!
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karmaz00 07:20 PM 03-20-2009
good one
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MajorCaptSilly 09:28 PM 03-20-2009
Mmmm....CAKE!

MCS
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Starscream 01:32 PM 03-21-2009
:-)
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jamesb3 05:10 AM 03-22-2009
Awesome Greg!:-)
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