Three vampires go into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get you?"

The first vampire says, "I want a pint of blood."

The second vampire also asks for a pint of blood.

The third vampire says, "I want a pint of plasma."

The bartender says, "Gotcha. That's two bloods and a blood light, comin' up."
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:-)
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:-)
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:-):-):-)
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Good one.
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:-)
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Blood still has more alcohol than Coors.
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This joke made the rounds in the hospitals i worked at for years. We would always use while giving blood transfusions. AN oldie but a goodie! God bless you!
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:-)
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Oh geez.
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