It's 2063 and 73 year old Lashonda was changing her bathing suit in front of her great-great granddaughter. Her granddaughter said, "Gramma! Why do you have a pterodactyl on your back side". Which gramma replied, "Honey, when I was 23, it was a butterfly."
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Originally Posted by cmitch:
I *could* tell them the one about the guy who busted a dog tick with his two front teeth but I'm afraid that'd go over 'bout like a turd in a punch bowl.:-)
No, no....you know you should save that one for the poker game tomorrow night. Hope today went well, by the way...still keeping you guys in my prayers.
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