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G G 06:15 PM 02-27-2010
Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?"

"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.

"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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Darrell 06:16 PM 02-27-2010
:-) :-) :-)
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Smokin Gator 06:17 PM 02-27-2010
Love it!!!
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Skywalker 08:30 PM 02-27-2010
I heard that one before, yet it's still funny!!!:-):-)
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hotreds 08:33 PM 02-27-2010
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rhmalone 08:44 PM 02-27-2010
yeah, that'll put a smile on your face.
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kelmac07 05:21 AM 02-28-2010
Nice!! :-)
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okieRob 07:33 AM 02-28-2010
Originally Posted by hotreds:
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:-)
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MedicCook 09:53 AM 02-28-2010
:-)
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cort 09:57 AM 02-28-2010
NICE!!:-):-)
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CasaDooley 10:42 AM 02-28-2010
:-)
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Blindjimme 11:52 AM 02-28-2010
Originally Posted by hotreds:
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