(Yeah, I know what you are thinking. But not that. :-) )

A dollar bill meets up with a 20 dollar bill in a guy's wallet. The dollar says, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."

The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?"

The dollar says, "Oh, the same old stuff, church, church, church."
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