skydiving may not be the sport for you
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that'll do her
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Are you joking???:-)
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Thud!! :-)
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um...

I have TWO reserve handles...I still wanna meet the dumb sonofab*tch that came up with the ""Pull and drop"" that they teach you and tell you before you jump.

Of course, if it doesn't open, the old joke comes into play...

What's the difference between Golfers and Skydivers??


Golfers go WHACK!.....&^%$#!!!!!

Skydivers go &^%$#!.....WHACK!!!!!
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