Getting a new girlfriend is like joining the army. You get a new haircut, new clothes and all information is given to you on a need to know basis.
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:-) :-) :-)
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correct. don't forget that you are always going to be the subordinate.
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When in doubt, remember, you are more than likely the lowest ranking.
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I am soo stealing this
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That's no joke, thats for real...LOL
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:-)
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Don't forget that you pretty much have to get permission for doing anything and everything.
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But like joining any service, prepare for battle! :-)
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Ain't that the truth! :-)
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K-Pot, LBE, and a thin coat of Break-free!
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Just remember, when talking to her stand with your hands behind your back at the position of parade rest, that will show her you are patient with her. :-) Good Luck!
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I chuckled.good one.
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