I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the line : "List all dependents"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico ; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
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You go'n get audit'd :-):-)
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Speak the truth Rev. ! :-) :-)
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I didn't write it, I just passed along what I received from another.
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I know, haha. That's why I tossed the :-):-)'s in there :-)
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Well, you seem to have forgotten thousands living hand-to-mouth in shelters and FEMA trailers here in NJ and in NY since Sandy, but don't feel bad . . . Congress seems to have forgotten them too.
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It's a good one.... sad, but good!
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:-) :-) :-)
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Hahaha
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:-) :-)
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I know a man that bought a turd load of those FEMA trailers for $500 a piece! They were pretty nice. Wished I could've gotten one because it would've made a great man cave.
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Had you lived in Gulf Coast Mississippi instead of Northern Alabama during Katrina, you just might have gotten one. My uncle did . . . after a roofless 6-week delay.
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LMFAO...I def like this one!:-):-)
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