How about ketchup bottles?
Germs rarely cross my mind but when I pick up a ketchup bottle, then immediately pick up a hamburger and start to eat it.... well...
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You shouldn't eat ketchup bottles. Stick with the hamburger.


I'm Major Captain Silly

MCS
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I always laugh silly at the precautions folks take in public bathrooms.
They will use a roll of toilet paper to cover the seat.
Some even use a roll to fill up the bowl so nothing splashes.
On and on.

Well, did any of those geniuses ever stop to consider that when they walked into the stall, and used the lock mechanism to secure the door shut, well................how can I put it, other than bluntly, someone else just used that and they had chit on their hands.:-):-):-)
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I gave up on all that after staying in India.
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I remember Grant (Groogs) brought something from the 40's to a Sierra Nevada herf at MOBD's house to PPP. It was during the height of the Swine Flu thing.....It was a delicious cigar, and I'm humbled to have been given the chance to smoke something almost three times my age
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Oh snap!!!
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You remember when I licked your eyeball?



I opened the stall with my mouth five minutes before that.



BTW, my dogs taught me how to drink out of the toilet.
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Why doesnt this surprise me???:-)
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You knew I was learning things from my dog?

Where is the camera?
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Your dog told me. Where do you think I learned how to do it???
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:-)

You are a sick man.
I should know.
It takes sickness to recognize sickness.
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