Stolen from some dude on Facebook...

...This day is the day for all men to stand up and say, "Yes, I am a Man." And "Yes, I will step up and do manly things and whatever I want to do on this glorious day!"

Come, make history! Be a part of National Man day. Take the world by the throat and tell them it's ok to watch Rocky movies all day. Tell them it's fine if you sit in your favorite chair and scratch yourself. Tell them it's normal to go shoot stuff or blow something up. Why? Because YOU ARE A MAN!!!
You aren't some nancy that likes to frolic in the fields, unless it's a field of mines and you have an AK47 and a hand full of grenades... Then you really are a man!

Yes on this day, men across the nation will be saying, "Screw you salad bar, with your salad and light dressings!" Men will step up and say, "I'll take that 20 oz steak, and yes, I'll eat it all. Because I'm a man!"

I'm not asking you to throw some sissy party, or to go buy a new power tie because you're a man. All I'm asking you to do is step up live this day like a man would. Blow something up, shoot some animal, punch your buddy in the face for no reason, be a good father, play football and literally knock someone's head off... Do something manly. Be a man like God intended you to be...

Take this day and celebrate your manhood!...
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I do that everyday. :-)
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:-)
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Me too, after I ask my wife permission. :-)
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:-)
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Grace only lets me be a man at herfs. The other 348 days of the year, she keeps my balls locked securely in her purse.
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I bought my wife a big purse... so my balls have plenty of room.
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Unfortunately for me, Grace can make do with a make-up compact ...
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Leigh said I can be a man whenever I want to guys, so there!!!!
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So, when ya gonna start? Biotch :-)
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Sorry, my wife wont let me reply to this thread... :-)


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I thought she kept them in that finger-nail-polish bottle in the back of the freezer... At least that's what she goes around telling everyone...

My wife used to keep mine in her backpack, but it got too heavy so she gave them back to me. They got a little squished, but they still work... most of the time... :-)
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:-)
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