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Jokes>"I Hear Someone Coming"
Blueface 06:36 PM 07-13-2013
A young man moved out from home and into a new apartment, all of his own.
He went proudly down to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, a stunning young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing only a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, 'Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming.'

He followed her into her apartment and she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, 'What would you say is my best feature?'
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, 'It's got to be your ears.'

Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, 'My ears? Look at these breasts.
They are a full 38 inches and 100% natural. I work out every day and my a$$ is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin - not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?'

Clearing his throat, he stammered... 'outside, when you said you heard someone coming... that was me.'
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kelmac07 06:49 PM 07-13-2013
:-) :-) :-) :-)
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CigarNut 07:35 PM 07-13-2013
:-) :-)
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big_jaygee 08:56 PM 07-13-2013
:-) :-) :-)
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Dave128 11:06 PM 07-13-2013
:-):-)
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BHalbrooks 07:04 AM 07-14-2013
:-)
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688sonarmen 08:08 AM 07-14-2013
That's a knee slapper!
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Ciro 08:52 AM 07-14-2013
:-)
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longknocker 09:24 AM 07-14-2013
:-):-)
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Big_Ern 11:32 AM 07-14-2013
i laughed out loud at the laundry mat :-)
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CigarSquid 08:47 AM 07-15-2013
That is a good one. Thanks.
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czerbe 10:12 AM 07-15-2013
I see what you did there!!!
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