Depression (A JOKE) - Cigar Asylum Cigar Forum

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the
children of Israel "pick up your shovel, mount your
asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your
shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel,
this is the promised land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses,
raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc. I called Lifeline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
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LOL!!
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Lmao!!!!!
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Nice Greg:-)
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LOL Amazing! :-):-)
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