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BigAsh 12:22 PM 08-08-2011
As a lawyer, I still am amazed at what gets into the "system"....

http://ny.eater.com/archives/2011/08...picy_sauce.php
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kelmac07 12:30 PM 08-08-2011
How does she know what semen tastes like? :-) :-) But she can no longer enjoy sushi. :-) :-) :-)
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WittyUserName 12:32 PM 08-08-2011
HAHAHA, that is ridiculous!!! The funny part is that in a deposition she is going to have to explain to the judge how she knew that it was semen. I think they need to call in a subject matter expert. hahahaha
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chippewastud79 12:38 PM 08-08-2011
Maybe she ordered Cream of Sum Yung Guy by mistake. :-)



Seriously, if the judge allows this case and particularly if she wins, I would be astonished. Almost 3 years later with no evidence left sure makes it look pretty flimsy/contrived, but thats the way to get rich in America, sue someone else. :-)
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kelmac07 12:42 PM 08-08-2011
No more yanky my wanky...the Donger need food!!! :-)
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neoflex 01:02 PM 08-08-2011
If she has swallowed enough loads to be able to taste something and know automatically that it has been tainted with semen than the judge needs to call BS on her getting sick from it as she is a pro.:-)
In all seriousness, It's disheartening to see that the courts are even entertaining cases like this but I guess nowadays at least 50+% of lawsuits are someones pipe dream to become rich quick without having to work for it so I would say a good portion of what gets into the system are BS cases like this one.
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cmitch 03:11 PM 08-08-2011
I wonder if Hu Slingemcum was working that night.:-)
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688sonarmen 03:22 PM 08-08-2011
Originally Posted by kelmac07:
How does she know what semen tastes like? :-) :-) But she can no longer enjoy sushi. :-) :-) :-)

Hahaha! You have a point there!
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Cigarcop 04:01 PM 08-08-2011
Only the topic interests me and I say swallow of course!
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BigAsh 04:05 PM 08-08-2011
Originally Posted by Cigarcop:
Only the topic interests me and I say swallow of course!
Spoken like a true Keith from PA!
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Coach Deg 04:27 PM 08-08-2011
Hahahahaha
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Aporschaguy 05:55 PM 08-08-2011
Talk about clogging up the judicial system with BS.
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Smokin Gator 06:03 PM 08-08-2011
LOL... you are a classic brother!!!
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Bill86 06:29 PM 08-08-2011
She puts those food critics and wine aficionados to shame with her tasting abilities.

I think she should have to do a blind tasting though to prove her skill set.

I bet if she wins the lawsuit she wont have problems finding men.
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DPD6030 08:57 PM 08-08-2011
Doesn't tuna and semen go well together :-)
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chippewastud79 09:22 AM 08-09-2011
Originally Posted by DPD6030:
Doesn't tuna and semen go well together :-)
Seamen and tuna :-)
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WittyUserName 09:26 AM 08-09-2011
^^:-)
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forgop 06:34 PM 08-09-2011
And to think I've bad sushi for lunch the past 2 days. At least it wasn't from that place. :-)
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forgop 06:35 PM 08-09-2011
Originally Posted by Bill86:
She puts those food critics and wine aficionados to shame with her tasting abilities.

I think she should have to do a blind tasting though to prove her skill set.

I bet if she wins the lawsuit she wont have problems finding men.
Her review gave the sushi a 52 because of the long, jizzy finish. :-)
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